*Read this at night chumps. It will help you sleep*

Hello everyone. Are you tired? Wanting to go to bed? Can't sleep?
Well read this story at 7pm. Press back now!!!!.


Bring in a cup of milk and some cookies while you read.

No don't do it! This story is clucked up!!!!!!!

See that giant arrow on your browser that says back!? Press it!!!!!!!!

Hohohoho. Just ignore that. Lets begin shall we?


It was New Years eve and everyone was cheering. Well actually no they weren't since it was 4pm. The streets were empty while the street lamp's lights glowed. Partys could be heard around town where people were shot and Police Officeres arrested this guy for D.U.I.

But back at Russia, there wasn't any parties only panic. Their streets were filled with people looting and stealing. A U.S. Navy Officer ran into Russia's military base(do they have one?) and spoke to one of the Generals.

Navy Pete: General! Everyones looting and stealing! Just like the Narrator said!

General Tusk: Yes and ignore my non-Russian name. The reason is Y7K!

Navy Pete: My god its like Y2k. But with a 7!

General Tusk: People say that every computers will shut down and all that bullpug. But they are wrong.

Navy Pete: Whats gonna happen?

General Tusk: After the countdown. The king of the underworld will rise.

Navy Pete: My god....Elvis.

General Tusk: No you idiot he is the king of rock...or paper. I forget. I mean....Satan! It was known for years and after the narrator teleports us to the W.A.S.D. i'll explain everything.

And so they go and General presents his explanation. The W.A.S.D. is a place where scientists that don't know what the cluck is going on, unite to find out what is going on. The audience is filled with W.A.S.D. members.

General: I shall explain now. In 200000000 B.C. God told a caveman life's meaning and explained what would happen in 2007. But God noticed that cavemen were complete idiots so he granted him further evolution. But in this year where everyone has a cluckin Msn we have forgotten all about Y2k. That year is where Jesus was supposed to come back. But due to the happy countdown of New Years he decided not to come. Now in Y7K, Satan will rise. There i made the story even longer!

The crowd leaves silently.

But one person remains seated.

Oliver Tips: I see. Than what can we do to stop it from happening?

General: Kill....eveyone...thats celebrating New Years in New York.

Navy pete: I see usually every year a huge crowd of hunders will come to the center of New York to cheer for 50 staright mins while waiting for the countdown.

Oliver Tips: Lets go bomb the hell out of New York!!!!!!!!

And so, General, Pete, and Oliver send in jet fighters to bomb it.

Oliver: Ok General. 1min till the countdown.

General: Ok! Release the bombs!!!!!!!!!!

People looked up and the bombs roared in and killed everyone. Even the big New Years Eve ball.

People were screaming and chaos was near the edge.

Navy Pete: Whoooo! Take that Satan!

Than suddenly at a diffrent building everything grew red. The sky was painted with a faint red as well. The king of the underworld rose!

Oliver: Oh....my...god. We bombed the wrong place!

General: That sucked.

Satan: Happy new years everyone!!!!!!!!!!

General and the rest land on top of a building right next to the 50ft Satan.

Navy Pete: Don't destory the world Satan! We beg you!

Satan: What!? Why would i!? I'm not the king of hell!

Oliver: Than what are you?

Satan: Im the king of...Purgatory!

General: oooooooooooooh. I get it.

Satan: Duh! The real king of hell is Elvis duh!

Navy Pete: Really?

Satan: Nah just screwing with ya! I am the king of hell!

And so Satan killed everyone and destroyed half of earth. But later on God came from a 1billion year vacation and killed him.

THE END.

Now get some sleep.

if you're reading this in the daytime. Than you just messed up a good story!

THE END.

Umm...Okaaay...Alrighty then!!


Technically, I just read this in the day, because it's in the AM, but it's still very dark outside, so it feels like night.

So...nice story...


*waits for the sequel*

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Don't read it in the day! You are banished to the shadow realm!

this definitely putting me to sleep DP

You should become a writer or something, your really talented at something...well just writing really :