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Author:  Bonanza [ September 5th, 2006, 12:39 am ]
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I'm going to try to be here more often, and I know I have been in a bit of pickle lately, so if you got a question, ask here.

Author:  Agentsix [ September 5th, 2006, 12:54 am ]
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Is it true that your fetish for satin and silk has left your mind and a new craving has appeared?

Author:  Bonanza [ September 5th, 2006, 8:21 pm ]
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Is it true that your fetish for satin and silk has left your mind and a new craving has appeared?


I never had that fetish, you fool! Just the jugs...big, squishy jugs....jesus, wheres a woman when you need one?

Author:  Agentsix [ September 6th, 2006, 1:26 am ]
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Is it true that you never been touched?

not sexually

Author:  Zombisem [ September 6th, 2006, 2:10 am ]
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touched by an angel bonanza?

Author:  Agentsix [ September 6th, 2006, 2:40 am ]
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touched by sumisem?

Author:  Bonanza [ September 6th, 2006, 12:47 pm ]
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Is it true that you never been touched?


No, you are indeed wrong. I've been touched by lots of poeple.....through your advice that keeps me grounded every single day.

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touched by an angel bonanza?


Then I guess the angel must be you *wink*

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touched by sumisem?


All the time, man. All the time. :)

Author:  Lantis [ September 6th, 2006, 1:14 pm ]
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*glances as Sumisem*

...

Why is there brail on vending machines and ATMs?

Author:  Kittykicker [ September 6th, 2006, 3:34 pm ]
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Why do you drive on the parkway and park on a drive way? :P

Author:  Bonanza [ September 6th, 2006, 5:44 pm ]
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Why is there brail on vending machines and ATMs?


Because, you sniveling fool, Blind people have to eat, drink and spend money just as much as poeple who can see. *hiss*

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Why do you drive on the parkway and park on a drive way?


Because I can. Shaddup. :)

Author:  Lantis [ September 6th, 2006, 5:59 pm ]
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Bonanza Wire wrote:
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Why is there brail on vending machines and ATMs?


Because, you sniveling fool, Blind people have to eat, drink and spend money just as much as poeple who can see. *hiss*


But how are they going to know what they are doing when they can't see what's actually in the vending machine or can't read the ATM monitor?

Author:  Bonanza [ September 7th, 2006, 1:34 am ]
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But how are they going to know what they are doing when they can't see what's actually in the vending machine or can't read the ATM monitor?


That's entirely up to you. Lantis, I offically order you to handle that situation.

Author:  Agentsix [ September 7th, 2006, 2:01 am ]
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What would you say to Ixzion dopple gangar becoming an admin?

Why is chrssy standing in a room full of black strippers working for 3 dollars a dance?

Whats your gods name?

Author:  Lantis [ September 7th, 2006, 9:06 am ]
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Inspired by Hell's 3rd question: When is the second coming of Christ?

Author:  Bonanza [ September 7th, 2006, 12:20 pm ]
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What would you say to Ixzion dopple gangar becoming an admin?


There's no what if about it. It will never happen.

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Why is chrssy standing in a room full of black strippers working for 3 dollars a dance?


Wait....she's a stripper now? *BOOKS A FIRST CLASS FLIGHT TO CANADA*

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Whats your gods name?


Uh.....God....also known as Heavenly Father.

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Inspired by Hell's 3rd question: When is the second coming of Christ?


October 22, 2050.

Author:  Regal [ September 7th, 2006, 2:48 pm ]
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1) don't you find it surprising when you wake up and think to yourself;

'my god, its 6 in the morning, i'm getting ready for another monotonous day, everyone around me will no doubt be talking about their own lives, from which i am totally and perhaps mercifully disconnected, and the only thing i have to look forward to today is the slap-up TV dinner and solo late night movie watching after work. what the hell did i do so wrong as to end up in this dreary, sterilised, for the home user version of Dante's inferno?'

2) leading questions are great, aren't they?

Author:  Lantis [ September 7th, 2006, 3:03 pm ]
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What the hell is this?

Image

And there's only one way it has kids/pups/things... I don't think I even want to ask what I'm thinking right now...

Author:  Zombisem [ September 7th, 2006, 6:32 pm ]
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^ that is frightening :o

Ninja's or Pirates??
XD

Author:  Agentsix [ September 7th, 2006, 6:53 pm ]
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goth I told you your babies didn't want to be seen

Author:  Bonanza [ September 7th, 2006, 7:47 pm ]
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1) don't you find it surprising when you wake up and think to yourself;

'my god, its 6 in the morning, i'm getting ready for another monotonous day, everyone around me will no doubt be talking about their own lives, from which i am totally and perhaps mercifully disconnected, and the only thing i have to look forward to today is the slap-up TV dinner and solo late night movie watching after work. what the hell did i do so wrong as to end up in this dreary, sterilised, for the home user version of Dante's inferno?'


No, I do not...because I am in college.

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2) leading questions are great, aren't they?


Yes, but because of your first question, I now hate them. :)

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What the hell is this?


George Bush's true wife.

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Ninja's or Pirates??


Pirates, because Maddox kicks ass.

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