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Author: | Ixzion [ April 25th, 2006, 4:46 am ] |
Post subject: | I killed a bear in a dream. |
Last night, I was dreaming. I was walking outside, and out of a shrub or something, a black bear came out and lunged at me and for some reason, we were in the house. It jumped on me, I put my hands on its neck, threw it off of me, and had it down on the ground. I proceeded to choke the hell out of that bear, as my life depended on it. It finally stopped moving. I then picked up some kind of blunt object, and I did not stop hitting the bear in the head with it until brain matter came out of its head. Then I said "Huh, so that's what it looks like" to myself (I guess). Someone there asked me if that was really necessary. But I wanted to make sure it was dead. I HAD TO KILL IT. And there you have it. |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 6:53 am ] |
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Just out of curiosity did you noticed anything strange in the dream besides you killing the bear? |
Author: | Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 6:52 pm ] |
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poor bear ;_; i guess you would definitly win a fight |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:22 pm ] |
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Well was that bear a man? A big fat man with nipple rings? |
Author: | Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:22 pm ] |
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do we really want to know >_> |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:23 pm ] |
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Well there is only one way to find out. |
Author: | Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:24 pm ] |
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of course. *plugs ears* |
Author: | N.L.Y. [ April 25th, 2006, 7:28 pm ] |
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*streaks* |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:28 pm ] |
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Indefinately *closes eyes* |
Author: | Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:29 pm ] |
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I guess he isn't coming back to tell us eh. |
Author: | N.L.Y. [ April 25th, 2006, 7:29 pm ] |
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That would be indefinitely. |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:30 pm ] |
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He's right Ixz will come back if he's forced to, that means chrssy has to make him. |
Author: | Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:31 pm ] |
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or bonanza... since bonanza in a lot closer >_> |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:33 pm ] |
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Very true, but what would happen. |
Author: | Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:34 pm ] |
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he would come in here and be like... of course it wasnt a man like that. it was a bear and we would be like... oh. |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:36 pm ] |
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Then he would get sucker punched by lone |
Author: | Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:36 pm ] |
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whenever lone comes around these parts |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:38 pm ] |
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Could be today |
Author: | Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:39 pm ] |
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maybe maybe not. |
Author: | Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:40 pm ] |
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You would know |
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