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Author:  Ixzion [ April 25th, 2006, 4:46 am ]
Post subject:  I killed a bear in a dream.

Last night, I was dreaming.

I was walking outside, and out of a shrub or something, a black bear came out and lunged at me and for some reason, we were in the house.

It jumped on me, I put my hands on its neck, threw it off of me, and had it down on the ground. I proceeded to choke the hell out of that bear, as my life depended on it.

It finally stopped moving.

I then picked up some kind of blunt object, and I did not stop hitting the bear in the head with it until brain matter came out of its head.

Then I said "Huh, so that's what it looks like" to myself (I guess). Someone there asked me if that was really necessary.

But I wanted to make sure it was dead. I HAD TO KILL IT.

And there you have it.

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 6:53 am ]
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Just out of curiosity did you noticed anything strange in the dream besides you killing the bear?

Author:  Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 6:52 pm ]
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poor bear ;_;
i guess you would definitly win a fight

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:22 pm ]
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Well was that bear a man? A big fat man with nipple rings?

Author:  Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:22 pm ]
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do we really want to know >_>

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:23 pm ]
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Well there is only one way to find out.

Author:  Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:24 pm ]
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of course. *plugs ears*

Author:  N.L.Y. [ April 25th, 2006, 7:28 pm ]
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*streaks*

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:28 pm ]
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Indefinately *closes eyes*

Author:  Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:29 pm ]
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I guess he isn't coming back to tell us eh.

Author:  N.L.Y. [ April 25th, 2006, 7:29 pm ]
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That would be indefinitely.

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:30 pm ]
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He's right Ixz will come back if he's forced to, that means chrssy has to make him.

Author:  Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:31 pm ]
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or bonanza... since bonanza in a lot closer >_>

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:33 pm ]
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Very true, but what would happen.

Author:  Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:34 pm ]
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he would come in here and be like... of course it wasnt a man like that. it was a bear and we would be like... oh.

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:36 pm ]
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Then he would get sucker punched by lone

Author:  Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:36 pm ]
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whenever lone comes around these parts

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:38 pm ]
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Could be today

Author:  Zombisem [ April 25th, 2006, 7:39 pm ]
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maybe maybe not.

Author:  Agentsix [ April 25th, 2006, 7:40 pm ]
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You would know

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