Who sleeps in the bed besides you and the voices in your head?

Are you really going to invite regal over and sleep with him?

Regal: my own im guessing. i can never remember the voices....and where do i go when i sleep?..like..when im alseep or when i head to bed and lay down and fall asleep?

Taizon: what?

and of course ill invite regal over to sleep with me..i mean....visit..

Why would you sleep with him instead of some people in your area?

cuz the ppl in my area are either, druggies, drunks, old ppl, whores, sluts, stupid morons, preps, children, and so on,..

can you serve me up?

If I said you were hot, would you hold it against me?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays? (props if you know where that's from)
What do you think, in exactly 5 words, about the success of your topic?

what is the best thing about winter? spring? summer? fall?
what is the best holiday of the year?
what is so great about Bleach?

how good are Ixz's chatup lines, on a scale from one to random?

Ixzion: question 1- nah. i just shrug question 2- i . yes im tired. ur mind is a maze of...porn to go thru. Question3-think uve asked that before. Question5- i feel special like pie

Taizon: ill serve u on a couch. how bout that>?

Goth: Winter- its nice to see the snow fall. i can watch it all day. Spring- a nice new fresh start to the year with...flowers? i dunno. Summer- Its nice and hot. and theres usually nothig to do thru the summer... Fall- Watching how fast the leaves can fall off the trees
Best holiday? uhm...x-mas i guess...even tho i hate it at times.
whats so great about bleach? EVERYHTHING~~~!~

Regal: there as good as u singing in the shower.

Can you serve me right now?

Taizon: no.

Do you know what I meant by that?

sigh.yes i did. now put ur ratchet away.

What do you think I meant when I said will you serve me up?

Were I to say that you were a giant reproduction-centric mucous membrane cleanser, what would you think?

How exactly did you get a fan club? Did Ix start or Taiz?...or maybe REGAL-Aha!

When was the last time Taizon got laid?

whens the last time really awesome came to your house when he violated his restraining order?

*runs away*

why doesnt everyone just speak the same language?

Why doesn't the carver contact you?