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| Author: | Agentsix [ November 28th, 2005, 2:52 am ] |
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Rant#1 Stop playing Laffy taffy 20 times a day on the radio Well most of the 4 days I've been here I know the lyrics to laffy taffy. I hate this muthafuckan song, even in arkansas and tennesee they have never played this song that much. I can see some slow girls dancing to this with some dumb boyfriend they have. Thats not the issue here, I thought I would here more songs or at least some good ones.Almost every radio station had that weak ass song playing. The clean version isn't really different than the uncut. Basically it just use different words and innuendos excessivley. 1. Quote: Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl) Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl) Dat laffy taffy I'm lookin fa mrs.bubble gum I'm mr. chik-o-stick I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh) Cuz you so thick Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher Cuz i stay so hard See my point I mean its fine to be real about it at first but after hearing it a couple of times you may wonder why some of our women are sluts and whores. Not all women just the slow, insecure, bitchy, gold digging, expecting too much from a person woman. 2. Quote: You can suck me for a long time (oh my god!) Gurl dis aint no dance flo Dis a candy sto And im really geeked up And i got mo dro I pop I roll It's soft I know It's da summer time But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh) Gone get loose (oh) Gone get low (oh) Dont be shy H** i'm Faybo? (oh) I kno you wanna ride You a star and it shows (What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go) Again the radio version. I can imagine a little kid dancing and repeating the lyrics. Can you imagine your six year old daughter or son saying "Gurl dis aint no dance flo Dis a candy sto And im really geeked up And i got mo dro I pop I roll It's soft I know It's da summer time" I'm not saying that only bad parents let them listen to the song but it makes you wonder. I mean people will say its just a song, it can't hurt nothing. Well i'm not saying it can't do any harm I'm just saying that the right kind of music can motivate people to do certain things. 3. Quote: Cum on trick cum on trick Here go Mr. chocolate I like da way you break it down Waddle, stop you watchin me Laffy taffy i'm likin dis Big ol a** you shakin b**** Close yo mouth and dont say s*** Bend on ova and hit a split Work dat pole and work it well Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell Gurl let me touch ya Iwill neva tell Security gaurd dont scare nobody Damn right i touched dat h** All da money just hit da flo D4L im ready to go H** cant even shake no mo Dey tired out Lets ride out B**** you wanna go Den she can go She get in my car I aint playin no mo Start movin on my Faybo B**** she probably already kno Let me see dat laffy taffy I don't really care about the lyrics but damn who ever is rapping this has a really annoying voice. I thought it was a transexual man trying to talk like a woman but I heard better from a old 70's r&b performer. His voice makes me wanna find the maker of the song and force him to make a different song without his voice. 4. Quote: Say baby gurl
A wat u gon do I got a hundred 1s I wanna po on you Just keep dat a** shakin And i keep tippin you While i sit back lik a playa And sip dat grey goose Feelin all loose Cuz gurl you on yo job You got my d*** hard Da way you touch dem toez Workin dem micros On da stilletos You made it skeet skeet skeet Lik a water hoez (candy gurl) Got me goin in my pocket Pullin out mo dough Let da waitress kno i need to order Five hundred mo You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo So gone and pack dem bags And lets mothaf***in go Im waitin on yo fine a** At da front doe Gurl you don kno Ima toss da laffy taffy Toss it flip it and slap it Bust a couple of nuts And get right back at it Oh well. The song did exploit some women out there. Did the music make them do it or was it their own choice. Either way someone did get some that night. Didn't matter if it was a man or woman they got laid from the song and from dancing to it. You never know what will happen when tyhis song is played. 5. I really hate this song, I swear if I listen to this song one more time I will fight some random person just so I could listen to something more important.(lol just kidding) I will say this If you are in maryland, washington dc, or virginia and you hear this song played more than any song then you can do 2 things. Number Ichi, you can listen and dance to it. Number ni, you can shoot your self in the leg and call 911. The ironic part about that yuou still will hear laffy taffy in the ambulance and in the hospital. |
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| Author: | Bonanza [ November 28th, 2005, 9:14 pm ] |
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Good rant, man. On another note, I believe Chris Brown's "Run it" is overplayed. I will not say it edged out 2004's overplayed hit, Alicia Keys "If I ain't got you." |
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| Author: | Regal [ December 1st, 2005, 11:32 am ] |
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uh... or you could find a better club and stop listening to the radio. |
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| Author: | Chrssy [ December 1st, 2005, 11:33 am ] |
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or not listen to music at all!... get some earplugs... |
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| Author: | Agentsix [ December 1st, 2005, 12:33 pm ] |
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I dare you to listen to the song 10x a day |
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| Author: | Regal [ December 8th, 2005, 7:58 pm ] |
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ive never heard it. England 1: America 0 |
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| Author: | Agentsix [ December 8th, 2005, 8:59 pm ] |
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You will hear it if you come to the state's capitol. |
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| Author: | Regal [ December 9th, 2005, 11:32 am ] |
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which doesnt really make me want to. |
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| Author: | Agentsix [ December 9th, 2005, 12:55 pm ] |
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No one does my friend, only the nympho maniacs and the weak listen to this song. |
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| Author: | Chrssy [ December 9th, 2005, 2:30 pm ] |
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well its not like he will go to the states... he will be in canada..forever! |
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| Author: | Agentsix [ December 9th, 2005, 3:48 pm ] |
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You don't know that for sure. Unless you plan to keep him there then yeah. |
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| Author: | Regal [ December 9th, 2005, 7:42 pm ] |
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Chrssy wrote: well its not like he will go to the states... he will be in canada..forever!
aaaaargh argh noooo! *fears death* |
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| Author: | Agentsix [ December 9th, 2005, 7:45 pm ] |
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She's kidding or not. Either way you can never leave canada once you go there. |
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| Author: | Regal [ December 10th, 2005, 1:00 pm ] |
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hmm... its like the twilight zone. |
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| Author: | Agentsix [ December 10th, 2005, 1:42 pm ] |
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except creepier |
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| Author: | Regal [ December 10th, 2005, 4:43 pm ] |
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and with more snow and trees... and similar. |
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| Author: | Agentsix [ December 10th, 2005, 5:10 pm ] |
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and girls who nag about women |
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| Author: | Regal [ December 10th, 2005, 6:40 pm ] |
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really? i dont know about that. |
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| Author: | Agentsix [ December 10th, 2005, 6:58 pm ] |
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i think they call them b*tches. |
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| Author: | Regal [ December 10th, 2005, 7:05 pm ] |
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ok...
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