First off, you need at least a fake account on myspace to even be able to see this.

So, what do you do when you find this....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=51143518

Your sister's myspace.

And you find out she's an emo kid. And she's majorly depressed(supposedly), whoring her 12 year old self as 15 with a camera and way too damn much eyeliner... and waiting for a certain other emo kid to sweep her off her feet.

The kicker? This emo kid dated my friend Brandi's little sister. He basically used her for sex, smokes pot, and does not use protection with sex- doesn't bathe, and is part queer or whatever. I really don't mind the gay part- more the fact that there is even the SLIGHTEST possibility that my sister could be knocked up by this loser who doesn't bathe, and hops from one young prey fresh out of middle school to the next.

Now, this is about the worst thing I have ever expected to see come from Myspace. I was expecting something cute and simple, not for my sister to be whoring herself out on the internet with all those cute little misconceptions. She doesn't even understand what gay is entirely yet, but she supposedly finds gay emo males to be the best thing since sliced bread, and has her eyes on one that enjoys girls too who is closeby.

I just thought she would have an innocent myspace.

Now I feel confined to feelings of misogyny towards my own sister.

What would you do? I feel I can confide in you all. I plan to talk to her, but I really don't want to depress her further or make her rebel or some crazy phase crap. Damn you, every emo kid alive. -_-

Damn that sucks ass, well I can't tell you what would happen if this happened in my family. But the best thing would be to talk to her and find out why she is depressed. I don't know of anything else to tell you because I've haven't experienced something like that.

Well, to be perfectly honest it doesn't seem like she is very depressed at all - her myspace looks pretty happy and cute - she has a fill in your name thing that says she is emo and such but it doesn't really seem like she actually is very depressed or hates life or anything weird. I doubt she would die (or kill herself or whatever) if you talked to her about this guy - cus it is a pretty important thing if she is most likely going to go out with some gross person who will rape her and make her ACTUALLY depressed and hate life at 12 years old.

Her pictures are all of her face... no boobs or butt or anything and she does indeed wear clothes that fit her.. like she isn't in any pictures with a string bikini like some 12 year olds trying to be sexy. maybe she has some misconceptions about a few things but that is all really normal stuff that kids starting thinking about at that age - facts of life or whatever.

definitly don't hesitate to ask her about that guy though since that could be really bad to get involved with someone like that. Other than this weirdo she doesn't seem to be in any kind of danger though >_>

Happy and cute can be a good disguise. Its like an old saying that appearances are like secrets. Cute and happy could cover up the pain thats hiding on the inside.

Yep, like me. I act all happy and cute, and I could really be an ex-con... or a con. Actually, I could even work for the CIA and be trying to infiltrate everyone's personal computer database.

o__O

Hey, when you infiltrate mine, could you please tell me where the heck I saved RynInNut? I tried doing a search, but apparently the file is hidden or something.

Anyway, I would suggest talking to her. But don't go to her and start the conversation with "What the heck is wrong with you?" Ease into it. Start talking about the weather or something.

Talk to her, and I hope everything works out.

Oh, if you do decide to start with small talk, and it happens to be raining outside, and she says she likes the rain, that is not indicative of anything. I myself enjoy rainy weather, but I'm nowhere near emo.

Emo schmeemo...all the damn kids and their damn emo these days...emo needs to go away and never come back.

Anyways, a nice chat with your younger sister will do just fine. Or even approach it in a humorous, casual way, yet being sure to get the point across.

Draygone: C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM/ARCHIVES. You need to make it so that your explorer can access secret files.

I know! What I meant by "whorish" pictures is the sheer amount of eyeliner she has on, along with looking all depressed. It's really pathetic to me- as well as a small embarassment to me.

I'm going to wait a bit before I do anything- you know how emo children are. You say no, then they're even more tempted to do it.

At least my sister hates cutting. I'm not a complete failure, after all.._.